Samantha Ball (^^) is a 20 year old writer/entrepreneur/comedian/philosopher/ actor/author/human being. Samantha is also a liar. Samantha likes the color green, but not army green or rifle green, she's more of an office green. Samantha doesn't like to be called Samantha, she would like to be called Sam. Samantha doesn't prefer long walks on the gulf. Samantha was born in the 994th year of the 2nd millennium. Samantha often refers to herself in the third person.

Her nose is funny.

 

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    I AM DICKLORD. I AM THE ONE AND ONLY LORD OF THE DICKS.
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  3. ex0skeletal reblogged this from samanthaballwrites and added:
    Ugh when I laugh hysterically at my own answers.
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